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"You are C-R-A-Z-Y! Crazy. Though, you seem to say otherwise! You're a "trustworthy" and "sane" guy, Joker. Even tough I HAVE to put up with you, I believe that we have a friendship. A twisted one that is. So, tell me.... what do you believe?"
[Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy]
"If it isn't my favorite little plant-lady? How wonderful to see you."
[Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn]
"Harls, you're rather slow and childish. Sometimes I wonder who's more mature, you or Hannah? Now that you're impregnated with this...wonderful child of your's I expect you to actually take care of it. I don't want him or her to come crawling to me crying like the last one did. You better watch that child...if you don't they'll end up like...well....Hannah."
"You...where to begin with YOU? Well, for starters one minute you can be a bitchy little tweleve year old when you wanna but the next minute...just a gentle and loving little kitty. You're a bit too mature for a child your age, but I guess that's what you get for living in Gotham, huh? ...Knowing how you're the more responsible one, help Harley will you? She's going to need help on grasping the skill of being an actual, decent mother. I know you can help her with it, I mean after all you do have that motherly instinct in you. And don't you dare argue with me. I've lived with you long enough to see how you treat those litttle pets of your's. You treat them like babies! Imagine how'd you be with an actual baby. Think about it...."
"Rachel! How's my favorite neice today? I hope things are well."
"Ah, the Jester. The child who grew up having a crush on me, are you not? Well, I believe we are good friends. And yes, of course you can trust me with anything...You know that right? You can always trust a cat."
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"We have so many wonderful stories |
I have studied the mind of this bat
A hero with no praise or glory
Just his cape and his cave and his...
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